a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy:

a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy:

You know, in retrospect, having gay marriage as a debate topic when I was the only openly gay kid in class was SUPER WEIRD. Imagine if you walked into AP Gov and your teacher pointed at you like, “I don’t think Brian should have health insurance because he sucks. Discuss?”

I can’t even fathom what I would do if I had to write an essay about how I should be able to take a piss in peace.

thathighguy:

conjunxs:

you know whats great about little kids? its so easy to make their day. they ask me what my dogs name is and i say pikachu and they go

Fuck, im a grown up and this made me do that

trentcody:

when i die make sure this exact image is on my grave

kaijunoid:

The Godzilla X Sanrio crossover happening right now is all I’m going to be talking about for a while sorry.

apricitic:

a note on people who always say “i don’t mind” whenever you ask where they want to eat/what they want to watch/etc:

usually this is because they’ve been punished in the past for voicing their opinions, not because they’re out to annoy you specifically. depending on how much flack they used to receive, it can be very stressful for them if you try and force them to offer up an idea.

a lot of my friends who do this appreciate me giving out like… three options. pick three different things that you will be happy to do any of and ask which of those three options they’d prefer. it removes the fear of “what if they don’t like my suggestion” without erasing their option to chose and have preferences so, you know, good all around

lurkerviolin:

lurkerviolin:

monster fucker kinsey scale incoming don’t ever tell me what i can’t do, son